NEW CONTEST

Congratulations to Cadet A. J. Geagley for his input "Fuji worker, gut wagon lurker, sixteen" which was selected as the winning entry. 

Since no one, not one, not man nor beast, submitted an example of three minute fiction, I am now offering the same prize for an even easier:  this contest requires an autobiography of exactly six words. Here are a couple of examples:

After Harvard, had baby with crackhead.


- Robin Templeton

70 years, few tears, hairy ears.

- Bill Querengesser

 I'm not recommending having a baby with a crackhead, nor am I endorsing hairy ears, but get with it.  Entries should be submitted to CDR Wall.  Ensure your name is clearly included. This contest will close at 0730 Monday, 2 April.  The prize will be $25.00.  Good luck.

Although the cat is not 70 years old, it does have hairy ears--presumably a bad thing.