SEVENTY-THREE WORD CHALLENGE

As you know, seventy-three is the best number.  It is also equal to the approximate IQ of the average Army JROTC cadet.  Here's a literary challenge to be undertaken with that in mind:

Write a short essay of exactly 73 words including the phrase "and then Fedorka went to sleep." 

Your essay may be on any topic, but must be exactly 73 words and must include the phrase specified above.  This challenge is open to all cadets.  Enteries must be delivered to your NSI by 0730 9 October 2012.  The winner will be selected on the basis of originality and interest.  Keep it clean.