NOT SO AMAZING AFTERALL

Congratulations to Cadet Migliori for her winning entry below.  Kudos also to Cadet Ferguson for a close number two.

Here's the first, and so far the only, entry in the haiku competition:

Became the XO,
But cannot do trig for carp.
Proof I'm amazing.

I'm not sure why ayone would want to do trig for carp, but I don't understand fishy ways.

"Stop talking about sines and tans...I don't care!"