MHS NJCIS TEAM MOBILIZED TO FIND THE MIDDIE BEAR

As you may know, the Middie Bear, beloved mascot of Middletown High School, has been bear-napped.  Middie Bear's current status and whereabouts are unknown and, at the request of the senior administration, the Middletown NJCIS has been directed to find the bear and return it to safety.  Cadet Lieutenant Commander Justin "Lunch Bucket" Lucchese has been appointed Special Agent-in-Charge of the Bear Recovery Team (BRT).  Any cadet with knowledge of the bear's whereabouts or any other useful information should contact Lunch Bucket immediately.  Do not attempt to arrest the perpetrator yourself.  Be careful out there.  Stay tuned for news as it develops.