TIFFANY'S FOLLY

After two and a half years as a cadet, after rising to the rank of Cadet Lieutenant Junior Grade and serving as Company Operations Officer, after three months of Naval Science III, this represents the sum of Tiffany Parker's acquired knowledge:



The U.S.S. Banana, an amphibious ship envisioned by C/LTJG Tiffany Parker
(Note the very handy wheels!)